You're too close to it
You've looked at your own product page five hundred times. You physically cannot see what a first-time buyer sees in the first four seconds.
No call required · Delivered in 48 hours
Give us your store URL. Get a 10-point teardown in 48 hours.
A senior engineer and a conversion specialist go through your store the way a buyer and a bot would, and write down everything costing you orders. You get the document. You decide what to do with it. There is no call to sit through.
- A written teardown document, plain English, no jargon padding
- Screenshots and screen recordings of every issue we found
- Each finding scored by impact and effort so you can triage
- The three fixes we would do first, and why
Free store teardown
Send your store URL
One field matters — your store address. Add a line about what's bothering you and we'll aim the teardown at it.
- A person replies — never an autoresponder
- No obligation, no pressure, no drip campaign
- You own every account, asset and line of code
01The problem
Why most stores leak money quietly
Agencies audit to sell
Most "free audits" are a slide deck and a 45-minute pitch. You leave with a proposal, not a finding.
Tools give you numbers, not decisions
Lighthouse tells you 47. It doesn't tell you which two fixes get you to 85 and which twelve don't matter.
Nobody checks the boring parts
Tracking that stopped firing, a broken variant on mobile, a search box that returns nothing for your best-selling term.
02How it works
The 10 points we tear down
01
Speed & Core Web Vitals
Real-device load, LCP, layout shift, and the specific assets or apps causing it.
02
First-impression test
What a cold visitor understands in four seconds — offer, trust, price, next step.
03
Product page
Imagery, variant logic, stock and delivery messaging, cross-sell, mobile add-to-cart.
04
Checkout leaks
Steps, forced account creation, payment methods, shipping-cost surprise, mobile keyboard behaviour.
05
On-site search
What your top search terms actually return, and how much revenue sits behind zero-result queries.
06
Mobile reality
Tap targets, sticky elements, hidden fields — tested on a real device, not a browser resize.
07
Trust & proof
Reviews, policies, returns clarity, contact visibility — the things buyers check before paying.
08
Tracking & data
Whether GA4, consent and conversion events are actually firing and matching orders.
09
SEO & AI visibility
Indexation, schema, metadata, and how your store reads to AI search and answer engines.
10
AI opportunities
Where an agent, a recommender or an automation would remove real work or lift real revenue.
A written teardown document, plain English, no jargon padding
Screenshots and screen recordings of every issue we found
Each finding scored by impact and effort so you can triage
The three fixes we would do first, and why
A rough revenue-impact estimate where the data supports one
Yours to keep, forward to your developer, or act on alone
04Timeline
How it works
01
Step 1
You send your store URL and one line about what's bothering you.
02
Step 2
We confirm within a few hours that we've picked it up.
03
Step 3
Within 48 hours the teardown lands in your inbox.
04
Step 4
If you want us to fix any of it, ask. If you don't, we won't chase you.
Why free? Because it's the fastest honest way to show you how we think — and because most people who read a teardown that specific already know who they want fixing it.
05Objections
Questions people ask first
Is it really free?
Yes. No card, no call, no obligation, no drip campaign you can't escape.
What's the catch?
There isn't one, but we'll be straight: if the teardown finds work worth doing, we'll offer to do it. You can ignore the offer and keep the document.
Do I have to get on a call?
No. It's delivered as a document. A call is available if you want one, never required.
Which platforms can you tear down?
Shopify, WooCommerce, BigCommerce, Wix, Magento, Shopware, Squarespace and custom builds.
What if my store isn't live yet?
Send the staging URL and a password — we'll review pre-launch, which is when findings are cheapest to act on.
Will you need access to my store?
No. Everything in the teardown is done from the public storefront unless you choose to give us analytics access.
06Next step
Send your store URL
One field matters — your store address. Add a line about what's bothering you and we'll aim the teardown at it.
- A person replies — never an autoresponder
- No obligation, no pressure, no drip campaign
- You own every account, asset and line of code